The death of Tuesday

There seems to be a plot to do away with Tuesday, or at least to make it less enjoyable.
First comes word that The Detroit News and Detroit Free Press will eliminate home delivery on Tuesdays (and Mondays and Wednesdays and Saturdays!). This after The Daily Tribune (Royal Oak, MI) had eliminated Monday and Tuesday editions entirely (they never had a Saturday edition).

Now we hear that the post office is considering going to five-day delivery and what day will they eliminate? Why Tuesday of course!

Well at least the Oakland Press carrier will still come to my house on Tuesday.
Or will she?